pootang pat

V. Lighting a males pubes on fire and putting the fire out by slamming your vagina on it.

Rob: did you hear what happened to Jake's pubes?!
Shania: Mariah did the Pootang pat.

by Kayak25 January 13, 2014

Poontang Patrol

When a male is well-dressed, appearing to be on patrol for poontang.

Damn, look at him all dressed up with his chain and polo. Motherfucker's on poontang patrol.

by Handyman1989 November 20, 2009

Poontang Patty

A female who like to be licked more than screwed

Poontang Patty loved to go into the back seat with any guy at the Drive In, as long as they ate her not her popcorn

by Rory O'Doul January 5, 2026