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(noun)An indigenous method of agricultural farming in South East Asia. This method culminated the growth of HYV crops and malignant scopendicitis, a major cause of of what the african tribe, Mauhua call, Chiwibble. In order to acculumlate this crop, drilling must occur to the highest variety.
The Asian farmer awoke to find his pooslot had been drilled.

Dr Bakooba - The finest, crystal cut drills have been purchased to allow maximum penetration of these pooslots.
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poopsloth 

A lazy person who uses the bathroom to get out of doing stuff
Mom: Hey, could you clean your room?
Son: I gotta go to the bathroom
Mom: Don't be a poopsloth and clean up!
poopsloth by IBelieveIcanFly January 6, 2014
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Poolotai 

Someone who poos on the seat of a toilet

Someone who does a poolota
You disgusting Poolotai!!
Poolotai by Sean Blevins August 10, 2004

Poosplotion

When someone takes a massive dump and poo goes everywhere
Dude i sharted in that outhouse and made a narly poosplotion
Poosplotion by Tristan Blackwood September 25, 2005
Someone who screws people, well, screws anyone she shakes hands with. Then, wen gettin screwed, she gets pooed on, or she lets her contents out on the unfortunate man underneath. For a proper example off poosluts - look at Germans.
"Whats that brown stuff on my chest bitch! Its warm an soft! Crap, no way has that slut just took a crap on me!"
Poo on the seat of a toilet.
Check out this heavy poolota!!
poolota by Sean Blevins August 10, 2004
Let me make pop sounds by tapping my dick on your poospot
poospot by Sickboy111 November 29, 2020
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