poosarge

first discoverd by the native anglo-saxon tribe of tolusa, this ancient ritual consists of all the males in the tribe laying down on there stomachs naked while the females rubed poo into there backs. They belived this warned off evil spirits.

"i could rely do with a poosarge my neck is killing me"
"it looks like a cold night, better have a poosarge to keep the spirits away"

poosarge by Tom Harpoo January 25, 2008

Poosage 

Referred to by its formal name, andouillette sausage, in more sophisticated social circles, poosage is the staple food of the juivebear. Traditionally, it is made by stuffing a section of a pig's colon with every other internal part of the pig that has come into contact with its feces (i.e. the rest of the colon). For the vast majority of the human race, eating poosage is akin to eating poo. Thus, those who eat poosage are commonly given the pejorative label "pooser." Word to the wary, poosage is not for the faint of stomach and eating it will commonly result in an explosive case of poosage-arrea.

The juivebear demolished the poosage greedily, savoring the pooey before-, during-, and aftertaste.

Poosage by Banderthall November 25, 2007