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poorformance

When someone doesn't live up to party expectations... or totally overdoes the partying rendering them useless and annoying
"I can't believe I was in bed by 11.30 on a Saturday night. What a poorformance"
poorformance by AVL June 9, 2013

poorformance

A movie, play, concert, dance, etc. too ghastly for words.
Even John Updike couldn't describe the poorformance that My Chemical Romance put on last night!
poorformance by JohnnyLurg May 11, 2010

poorformance anxiety

1) the anxiety felt by men with small penises when confronting a future sexual situation.

2)The anxiety felt by anyone who fears failure in a future situation.
1) I hear Becky likes to ride really big stallions, if you know what I mean.

Yeah, and I'm supposed to smack that ass. I'm kinda getting poorformance anxiety.

2) You hear about the pop quiz in English?

Yeah, and I haven't read any of the chapters. I'm getting a little poorformance anxiety.

Poorformance

To completely fail in a sport or game, especially when letting down fellow teammates.
Your poorformance cost us the game!
Poorformance by Tfmlang March 9, 2015

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026