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poopsifter

one who sifts poop. 2nd harvest mmmmmmmmm
mike likes to poopsift for peanuts.
by miles January 24, 2004
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The Poopshitters

The Poopshitters are a band of missionaries, on a mission of ridding the world of misfortune and chaos. They are the world's salvation and are divine beings sent from another realm. They are also the epitome of kindness, helping those in need and saving lives, as well as being proficient music artists. The poopshitters are only rivaled by the cumnutters, a group which seeks chaos and destruction. They are by definition perfection
Andrew: Yo, I heard you were a part of The Poopshitters?
Poopshitter: *shits in a sink*
Andrew: *ascends to divinity*
by Large Fumes February 19, 2021
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poopshitter

An individual that shits and accomplishes shitting
I am poopshitter
by Jghay March 26, 2020
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Poopsterprocrasturbation

Masturbating while taking a shit for the sole purpose of delaying work that must be done.
"Fuck this paper, man"
"Dude it's time for some poopsterprocrasturbation?"
"Good call"
by 20111118 September 19, 2012
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Poopiter

An exceptionally large piece of feces. A Poopiter is typically a gas giant, emerging with copious amounts of gaseous gastrointestinal byproducts, chiefly methane. A Poopiter is typically very wide, giving it a spheroid shape. Poopiters, despite their tremendous size, usually pass with relative ease. They may, however, require excessive amounts of wiping.
Patbob: I feel bad for the janitors. Some guy left a Poopiter so big in the 2nd floor bathroom that he couldn't even flush it down.
by Mr Patbob August 27, 2014
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poopster

people who shit or "poop" themselves during school, parties or family outings. often large pale teenagers who are sexually insecure and rely on the warm feeling of shit on their bum cheeks to make them sexually arroused
student 1: "curt your such a poopster"
curt: "its not my fault i cant control my bowel movements"
by Steve S.. November 1, 2006
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Poopy poopster

someone who cant help but be very poopy and stinky. probably best to stay away from them.
"omg you're such a poopy poopster"
by The real poopy August 8, 2019
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