poopshift

When you have poop stuck, thus requiring you to shift you position to release it.

"Dude, my poop is stuck, what should I do?"
"Just do a poopshift"
"Awesome! It worked".

by Asianpersuasion November 17, 2014

poopsmithery

n. What a plumber, or "poopsmith" does. Plumbing.

My toilet's busted. Now I'm going to have to shell out big bucks for some excellent poopsmithery.

by Turd Feguson July 1, 2004

The Poopshitters

The Poopshitters are a band of missionaries, on a mission of ridding the world of misfortune and chaos. They are the world's salvation and are divine beings sent from another realm. They are also the epitome of kindness, helping those in need and saving lives, as well as being proficient music artists. The poopshitters are only rivaled by the cumnutters, a group which seeks chaos and destruction. They are by definition perfection

Andrew: Yo, I heard you were a part of The Poopshitters?
Poopshitter: *shits in a sink*
Andrew: *ascends to divinity*

by Large Fumes February 19, 2021

poopsmith

n. A plumber. So called because poop is the medium in which they work. A metalsmith works with metal, a poopsmith works with poop. See also ppopsmithery

My terlet's all blocked up. Best call the poopsmith.

by Turd Feguson July 1, 2004

poopshitter

An individual that shits and accomplishes shitting

I am poopshitter

by Jghay March 26, 2020

Poopshitting

pooping while shitting

I'll be coming in a minute! i'm still poopshitting.

by mike hawk islarj February 16, 2022

the poopsmith

Works for the King of Town and shovels whatsit. Has taken a vow of silence.

Spin N' Say:The Poopsmith has taken a vow of silence.

by Homestar_fan June 23, 2003