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Poop Sprinkles

When you take a bath and you wash your asshole, and you find a little piece of shit stuck to the hair of your asshole, and you take it out and let it linger in the bath whilst bathing yourself.
"Oh, yeah, Monica like last night when I took a bath, I found poop sprinkles floating around my asshole."
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poop sprinkles

(n.) small circular terds exjected from the anus.
(adj.) look as such, looking terrible.
Omg, i look like poop sprinkles today! Ugh.
poop sprinkles by hanxchelx April 23, 2009

Killer Poop Sprinkler 

Killer poop sprinkler*

*Hippopotamus
Hippos like to fart out smelly explosive fart diarrhea while swinging their tails to increase distance & power.
They are very dangerous and can kill humans & crocodiles though they're vegetarians.
*giving them the title of the killer poop sprinkler of the savannah.*

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For more, search youtube "hippo explosive fart diarrhea".
When I went to the singapore zoo, the "killer poop sprinkler"hippo farted. It was so smelly!!
(True story)

Poopsprinkles 

Poopsprinkles appear when you buy cheap toilet paper, the toilet paper attached itself to the poop into small balls. If you have any hairs they will attach to them as well.
A: Mom dont buy this toilet paper anymore! It gave me poopsprinkles that ripped my asshairs off!
Poopsprinkles by smashingdangan November 29, 2018

Poopsprinkles 

The residual fecal matter that is left in the toilet after someone does not flush the toilet correctly.
I went to use the restroom and someone left poopsprinkles in the toilet.
Poopsprinkles by YupNoYupNo June 13, 2019
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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