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poop shoot

Hello, friend. If you've arrived at this definition, then you don't know how to spell poop chute. That's okay; it's a common error. People often become confused because shoot and chute are homophones. In addition, the idea of one's butt as "poop shoot" does make sense on some level if one imagines the asshole as a sort of gun that shoots poop as a projectile. This sort of thinking, however, is misguided. In actual fact, the imagery from which this slang term is derived envisions one's butthole as a chute from which poop is discarded.
Remember, kids, it's "poop chute," not "poop shoot." The more you know...
poop shoot by TobyTheRobot July 8, 2007

poop shoot boogy 

The act of a male having anal sex with a female while resting a 2' or taller water bong on the small of her back while taking a hit from the bong.
Yo I tagged this ho last night, did her dirty an gave her the poop shoot boogy!

Poop Shoot Glory 

The feeling of euphoria one gets after taking a particularly satisfying dump.
My god I am reveling in this poop shoot glory!
Poop Shoot Glory after a NO-WIPER is one of the finest things in life.
Poop Shoot Glory by neogemima April 21, 2009

Poop shoot riot 

When a guy takes it upon himself to introduce an unsuspecting woman to anal sex. Much dissapproval on the woman's behalf usually arupts upon the initial insertion into the rectum.
The best way to go about it is not to ask her... just try the good ol' poop shoot riot.
Poop shoot riot by MrRoche November 25, 2004

Poop Snoot 

To smirk, or have the appearance that you have a very important bit of knowledge. To have the look of superiority on your face.
Her 'Poop Snoot' gave away her bluff at her poker hand. His poop snoot showed he was "the cat that ate the canary"
Poop Snoot by Schnottzle March 11, 2012

Thrombosis of the poop shoot 

This term is from the late 50s and is used to describe an unidentifiable ass problem.
Why’s Joe so grumpy today?
Ah, don’t pay any attention to him; he has thrombosis of the poop shoot.

Where’s Joe?
He’s in the can again. I think he’s got thrombosis of the poop shoot.
Must be from the refried beans he had last night.

Where’s Joe?
He’s gone to the doctors. His girlfriend gave it to him up the ass with her strap-on and now he thinks he’s got thrombosis of the poop shoot.
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