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poopfartshartsex by pigisfood April 21, 2021

poopfartsmiled 

you shart yourself
My mother has a friend named Eugene Grey. She has known him as long as I can remember. When I was younger he would come to my house and drink alcohol with my parents on occasion. One time he used my sippy cup and mixed vodka&&V8 juice in it. He left it in the living room on the coffee table. When I walked in from the kitchen I saw my cup and thought that it was mine and took the biggest sip, then started gagging. The taste was purulent. That was more than 11 or 12 years ago. I did not forgive him until I was about 11 years old. He always tried to make it up to me, I never gave in. I held a grudge against him for a very long time. But in the end, I forgave him when I understood that he took fault for his actions. To this day I will not drink V8 juice unless I see it being poured in to cup or if someone tries it before I do.

"that kid poopfartsmiled!"
poopfartsmiled by knappe95 February 27, 2009

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026