poop chicken

Similar to playing "chicken" with an opposing car on a road, "poop chicken" begins when you and someone else walk into a public restroom at the same time, both with the intention to take a shit. You go into your separate stalls and then sit there, waiting for the other to leave so that you can do your business in peace. The first person to just get up and leave without pooping loses the game of poop chicken.

Oh man. I had to take a shit so bad today at work, but some woman from another office on our floor walked into the bathroom at the same time, so we ended up just playing poop chicken for a few minutes until she finally gave up and left. I was victorious and then proceeded to shit in peace.

poop chicken by AHmm April 25, 2011

chicken poop 

A lovely stick of chap. 100% pure free range chicken poop lip junk!! Contains soybean oil, beeswax, jojoba oil, lavender essential oil, and sweet orange essential oil.

The safety of this product has not been determined.

Ariel: Why, Lisa! You smell so nice!

Lisa: Thank you, Ariel! I put Chicken Poop on my lips!

chicken poop by Lisa and Ariel October 13, 2006

Chicken Noodle Poop 

A type of bowel movement in which the "bio-product" consists ONLY of chicken, noodles, and other ingredients of chicken noodle soup passed through the stool due to chicken noodle soup being the only meal-type consumed for the same number of days that it takes for the host's body to digest the first consumed bowl of chicken noodle soup.

This could be the case as a result of a bad cold or the flu leading to the consumption of only chicken noodle soup in hopes of miraculous relief.

H1N1 wasn't THAT bad...except for the chicken noodle poop...

Chicken Noodle Poop by PlayOnPlaya October 19, 2009

Chicken Noodle Poop 

The act of relieving chicky noodle soup from your chicky noodle shoot.

Example: All that remained of Veronica's four-course meal was Darren's chicken noodle poop and his chicken noodle squeal.

Chicken Noodle Poop by Mushy Cashews/Crotch Robber August 10, 2008