poop chicken

Similar to playing "chicken" with an opposing car on a road, "poop chicken" begins when you and someone else walk into a public restroom at the same time, both with the intention to take a shit. You go into your separate stalls and then sit there, waiting for the other to leave so that you can do your business in peace. The first person to just get up and leave without pooping loses the game of poop chicken.

Oh man. I had to take a shit so bad today at work, but some woman from another office on our floor walked into the bathroom at the same time, so we ended up just playing poop chicken for a few minutes until she finally gave up and left. I was victorious and then proceeded to shit in peace.

poop chicken by AHmm April 25, 2011

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chicken poop

A lovely stick of chap. 100% pure free range chicken poop lip junk!! Contains soybean oil, beeswax, jojoba oil, lavender essential oil, and sweet orange essential oil.

The safety of this product has not been determined.

Ariel: Why, Lisa! You smell so nice!

Lisa: Thank you, Ariel! I put Chicken Poop on my lips!

chicken poop by Lisa and Ariel October 13, 2006

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Chicken Noodle Poop

A type of bowel movement in which the "bio-product" consists ONLY of chicken, noodles, and other ingredients of chicken noodle soup passed through the stool due to chicken noodle soup being the only meal-type consumed for the same number of days that it takes for the host's body to digest the first consumed bowl of chicken noodle soup.

This could be the case as a result of a bad cold or the flu leading to the consumption of only chicken noodle soup in hopes of miraculous relief.

H1N1 wasn't THAT bad...except for the chicken noodle poop...

Chicken Noodle Poop by PlayOnPlaya October 19, 2009

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Chicken Noodle Poop

The act of relieving chicky noodle soup from your chicky noodle shoot.

Example: All that remained of Veronica's four-course meal was Darren's chicken noodle poop and his chicken noodle squeal.

Chicken Noodle Poop by Mushy Cashews/Crotch Robber August 10, 2008

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

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