poop cannon
Johnny was driving down the street after lunch and realized that he was a poop cannon ready to fire.
poop cannon by anteater97 January 15, 2009
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poop canyon
person 1: how are things?
person 2: terrible, got fired, crashed my car, and got dumped
person 1: shit, sounds like you've just visited poop canyon
person 2: terrible, got fired, crashed my car, and got dumped
person 1: shit, sounds like you've just visited poop canyon
poop canyon by C Mac G September 25, 2011
Poop canon
Poop • canon
|noun| the propulsion of a piece of solid feces by flatulence
|adjective| an individual who constantly complains about their problems
|noun| the propulsion of a piece of solid feces by flatulence
|adjective| an individual who constantly complains about their problems
Noun: “Bro the other day, I had a poop canon and I almost broke the bowl of the toilet”
Adjective: “ok first of all you are being a total poop canon now, I don’t wanna hear about your problems.”
Adjective: “ok first of all you are being a total poop canon now, I don’t wanna hear about your problems.”
Poop canon by Arkayess November 17, 2018
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