poonstruck 

When your buddy gives up everything for a crazy bitch because the poon was so good but doesn't see it until it's too late because he was poonstruck.

Chuck, how was I so fucking stupid not to see how crazy this bitch was? Simply put buddy, you were poonstruck.

poonstruck by Gym General October 9, 2018

Moonstruck 

To be in a dazed, semiconscious, crazy, or love-stricken state. Believed to be caused by a phase of the moon.

"Ted sure looked moonstruck after he drove his new lamborghini around the block."

Moonstruck by SumaDemDer January 11, 2013

pooptruck 

A truck that has a tank in the back with plenty of suction, sucking the poop out of the sewers; and usually smells to poop!
Usually driven by the poopman or the poop collector.

Look! The pooptruck has arrived!
Time to get our toilets sucked empty!

pooptruck by Fukaface! November 13, 2011

moonstruck 

just a little insane sometimes.

We're all just a little moonstruck

moonstruck by 5secondsofmuke March 5, 2015

poontucket

Sort of a catch-all.

"Hey, what's that?"
"Poontucket!"

poontucket by Stark Raving August 20, 2003

Punstruck 

A combination of "Dumbstruck" and "Pun"

Thus, "Punstruck" is to be dumbstruck or confused by a pun.

Al: "Whale Whale Whale, What have we here"

Yang: "what?"

Al: "It's funny because the word Whale sounds like Well, and it's a common phrase when people say 'well well well' so it's a pun."

Yang: "I'm punstruck"

Punstruck by AlanG-LeAngryBirds December 19, 2012

moonstruck 

a phenomenon of a stupid man who totally loses his mind and starts acting dumb whenever he sees hot chicks. even a man of ability falls into this category. so almost every man is a moonstruck dog.

he acts like a moonstruck calf on chicks.

moonstruck by lolito May 13, 2005