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poonclosh 

>verb. the act of thrusting one's pelvis in such a way that one's testicles and penis slap against the abdomen and taint, emitting a noise, commonly performed by males.
"I love to poonclosh when I get out of the shower"
poonclosh by ace November 30, 2004
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A beings behavior influence/modification through the possibility/actuality of having sex with womens. Yes womens.
Damn, I haven't heard from Adam in a while. He must be under a pooncloud.
pooncloud by Its Me Its Mario. October 8, 2008

poorclosure 

The legal proceedings initiated by a mortgagee to repossess the collateral for loan that is in default due to the mortgagor's failure to read and comprehend their contract before signing. Before Obama was elected president, this usually would result in a decrease of the mortgagor's net worth and a valuable lesson learned.




Joe bought an $800,000 house but he didn't read or understand his contract before he signed it. Specifically, the clause in the contract which explained ARMs generally permit borrowers to lower their initial payments if they are willing to assume the risk of interest rate changes. This resulted in his poorclosure.
poorclosure by sweetnessandlight February 27, 2009

poonlash 

n: a female pubic hair that has become stcuk to the eyewear or face of another man or woman following cunnilingus
"Dude, youve got a poonlash"
poonlash by Reggie! October 16, 2003

Pooncash 

Any type of sexual activity, (usually refers to hooking up, or french kissing) that is voluntary, but later regreted)
"yo i heard u hooked up with that chick"
"yea man but it was pooncash, she's ugly"
"aight"
Pooncash by Izzy T and Jason S January 20, 2007
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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