Skip to main content

poon wound 

any injury that will increase your chances of getting laid by a girl, any injury that will incure women to feel sorry for you and get there panties wet
Dude, did that guy just get punched in the face for trying to save a puppy, thats the ultimate poon wound. I was just shot after beating ten men with my bare hands, this is a great poon wound
poon wound by leesterthe2nd November 21, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Poopwound 

(Noun)

Derogatory term for trans woman vagina. A surgical vagina made of colon tissue and reconstructed phallus. That has a distinct foul smelling odour. (Poopwound)

This surgery need constant after care such a dilatation to make sure it doesn't close.
I met this girl at a bar and when we got to her place, she presented me with the gnarliest poopwound.
Poopwound by Poopwound reborn April 12, 2021

Poonhoundary 

1. The act of hounding poon.
2. Constantly getting women to engage in intercourse.
3. The act of being a poonhound.
Damnit Rob, I'm tired of your constant poonhoundary. It's time to settle down.

He pulled so much ass. Nothing but poonhoundary all day long.
Poonhoundary by Dr. Seif May 18, 2011

poonhound 

Person who cannot get enough "PoonTang"
Mr. Gage sure is a PoonHound.
poonhound by jeffmeister2005 July 16, 2006

Poonhound 

1. One who hounds the poon

2. Jim Jackson
1. "You're such a poonhound!"

2. "Jim stop being a massive poonhound!"
Poonhound by Prof De La Poon April 27, 2009

Poonhound 

1. One who seeks sexual intercourse with women.

See also Poonhoundary
Dammit Jon! You're such an incorrigible poonhound!
Poonhound by Skeeterhose June 27, 2016

Poonhound 

(v.) to aquire a female specimine for sexual encounters in and around the city of Boston
we gon' poonhound some bitches tonight!
Poonhound by Jamaal Johnson May 3, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
Load more