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poon wound 

any injury that will increase your chances of getting laid by a girl, any injury that will incure women to feel sorry for you and get there panties wet
Dude, did that guy just get punched in the face for trying to save a puppy, thats the ultimate poon wound. I was just shot after beating ten men with my bare hands, this is a great poon wound
poon wound by leesterthe2nd November 21, 2011
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Poopwound 

(Noun)

Derogatory term for trans woman vagina. A surgical vagina made of colon tissue and reconstructed phallus. That has a distinct foul smelling odour. (Poopwound)

This surgery need constant after care such a dilatation to make sure it doesn't close.
I met this girl at a bar and when we got to her place, she presented me with the gnarliest poopwound.
Poopwound by Poopwound reborn April 12, 2021

Poonhoundary 

1. The act of hounding poon.
2. Constantly getting women to engage in intercourse.
3. The act of being a poonhound.
Damnit Rob, I'm tired of your constant poonhoundary. It's time to settle down.

He pulled so much ass. Nothing but poonhoundary all day long.
Poonhoundary by Dr. Seif May 18, 2011

poonhound 

Person who cannot get enough "PoonTang"
Mr. Gage sure is a PoonHound.
poonhound by jeffmeister2005 July 16, 2006

Poonhound 

1. One who hounds the poon

2. Jim Jackson
1. "You're such a poonhound!"

2. "Jim stop being a massive poonhound!"
Poonhound by Prof De La Poon April 27, 2009

Poonhound 

1. One who seeks sexual intercourse with women.

See also Poonhoundary
Dammit Jon! You're such an incorrigible poonhound!
Poonhound by Skeeterhose June 27, 2016

Poonhound 

(v.) to aquire a female specimine for sexual encounters in and around the city of Boston
we gon' poonhound some bitches tonight!
Poonhound by Jamaal Johnson May 3, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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