poon snatcher Share definition Flag a person who steals the pussy you've been beatin on. you dumb cunt. why the fuck would you go and be a dumb poon snatcher. you know ive been fuckin her for the past month. poon snatcher by franchise81791 November 13, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the poon snatcher mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch