poon out 

To refuse to do something with friends on a perfectly good night to go out. Instead of being with your friends, you make some sort of horseshit excuse and stay at home. While you are at home, you either masturbate into the toilet or play video games in the dark. buck naked.

Last night, we called Grant to hang out, and all he did was poon out.

poon out by mikeGee March 25, 2008

poon out 

To poon or poon out is when you fall asleep really early. When others are still up partying you 'poon out' and therefore are a pooner.

Yancy and Daniel stayed awake canning shotties while i pooned out. What a poon out... i must be a pooner

poon out by Hurnia January 28, 2007

Out-poon 

To bed more women than your fellow males

Damn, Johnny could out-poon any of you, and he has no personality and no game

Out-poon by Golden Hexagon May 6, 2024

Out-poon 

To bed more women than your fellow males

Damn, he’s at it again! Johnny out-poons any of us and he has a bad back and no personality!

Out-poon by Golden Hexagon May 6, 2024

Out-poon 

To bed more ladies than your fellow man

Damn! How the fuck does Johnny do it? I bet he out-poons Wilt Chamberlin!

Out-poon by Golden Hexagon May 6, 2024