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derived from poo head - one who is a shit head ie: poombah
Are you serious, do you really think that's a good idea??? You're such a stinking poombah!
poombah by Taryn Gerie January 15, 2008
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To have diarrhea so bad it's like peeing out of your asshole. Can occur for many different reasons, such as:

body cleanse

drinking waaay too much
spicy food
Dude, I totally just POOMAH'd in the bathroom from all that Thai food.
Poomah by poomah expert February 5, 2010
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Grand Poobah 

Is a title given to someone who holds an exalted position.
The name has come to be used as a mocking title for someone important or high-ranking and who exhibits an inflated self-regard.
"Fred Flintstone and his friend Barney Rubble were members of the Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes Lodge No. 26. A high ranking elected position within this organization is Grand Poobah or Grand Imperial Poobah. Poobah is a title of respect and often is linked to might in a role."
n. Title

1. A word to use in place of "Czar" when discussing government bureaucrats appointed to supposedly advisory positions.

2. A word to use in place of "official" or "authority" when discussing those who have no official authority over anything.

3. Your boss

4. Leader of any fraternal organization.
The Economic Poobah announced today that All's Well.
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Poombared 

A giant waft of air that goes up your ass that is so strong it makes you jump up
Emily: what the fuck why did he jump up
Arnav: He must have got poombared
Poombared by Bigboichungua October 4, 2019
senior bureaucrat - derived from colonial India
poobah by Gina Dow August 10, 2006

Poombasnort

A form of wave used following a successful interview for a job. These crafty waves are more than often not welcome as they ruin your chances of actually getting the job.

A poombasnort is an involuntary spasm that releases tension built up before and during the interview. It is often aimed towards the interviewer scaring them from ever hiring you for that job as they fear you may have something mentally wrong. A poombasnort can also affects ones speech (see example)

This is also a word that can be used after a particularly rubbish day.
"Hey, how was the interview"
"Not great, i did a poombasnort"
"Aw that's too bad!"

"So i'll look forward to hearing from you" = "MPF MFHS"

"Well that was a poombasnort of a day!"
Poombasnort by Gary D! February 21, 2007
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