Poomba

A morbidly obese female. She would be reminiscent of the character in "The Lion King", by the same name. The word may also apply to men, but mostly females. In dating sites they may consider themselves to be a BBW.

Oh man, I woke up this morning next to a poomba. I really should stop drinking so much.

Hey man, look at the moo-moo that poomba is wearing.

by charolastra1977 March 09, 2010

Poomba

An action where one person accidentally spits on another person while talking.

It is called this because if one says the word "poomba", spit flies out of the mouth.

"Do you like purple pickles?"

"Dude. ya just poomba'd on me."

by PurplePickless December 28, 2009

Poomba

A poomba is a person that has the mental capacity of a slug. The more subtle way of calling someone a fucking retard.

Goddamn it Al stop being such a poomba!

by Urmomgay4liyfebruh69 April 17, 2021

poomba fish

like the word, poom but it's basically a cuss.

shut the fuck up you poomba fish!

by ginge27 December 27, 2008

Thookal Poomba

Thookaling the Poomba.

Person A - Easy blad, wha blizzle?

Person B - Thookal Poomba

by Hoobs July 10, 2004

Poomba-ing

Poomba-ing is when you hogtie your partner, then while having anal sex you shove bugs* in their mouth, then jam an apple in and sing 'if you're achin', oink oink, for some bacon, oink oink' to completion, and finish with the phrase "slimy, yet satisfying".

*It's particularly important to use live grubs where possible.

I had the live grubs and apple, and she was already tied up, so I Poombad her.

I think I might try Poomba-ing with my cousin this weekend.

by Cheesy Stu September 09, 2022

Poomba

A big fat grotesque man looking woman. Usually found w her face in a Popeyes bucket of chicken.

Oh look at Poomba, sucking the last of the chicken juice off of her fingers.

by NellyMc June 23, 2021