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pooj

the cheaper version of the famous colone brand 'Joop'. Originates from Turkey. Smells like sprouts and the inside of an ass..

"I just baught this Pooj from a Turkish man..wait a minute =o This isnt Joop! Its pooj!" dun dun duunn

by Kez April 5, 2005

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Probably derived from "tinker" and used primarily in scotland. Used to describe someone with low standards of personal hygiene ie someone who is rather dirty, disgusting and may have a tendency to raid bins. One can also be a "mink" and a minker is "minky"

Awa an hae a wash ya dirty minker

by Kez January 14, 2004

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Bank Account

A Man's Privial parts! Sound's weird, i know, but drawing money out of a bank account is sorta the same as drawing man-juice out of a shlong!

"His bank account was empty by the time I finished with him!"

by Kez December 11, 2004

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Jugganaught

This is a cool word which my friend Anna uses ALL THE TIME!!! its often used in random conversations.

Guy 1:My
Guy 2:Jugganaught
Guy 1:Tastes
Guy 2:Like
Guy 1:Fried
Guy 2: DoDo =)

by Kez December 12, 2004

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wino

someone who props up walls in the street, drinking an unidentifiable drink (it neednt be wine, could also be spirits, special brew, buckfast or lighter fluid) out of a paper bag whilst swearing incoherently and dribbling.

sandy the wino sat swigging his special brew on the park bench

by Kez January 14, 2004

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