poodlepopper

Someone who enjoys banging poodles.

I don't like Jim too much. I hear he's a poodlepopper.

by Deuchebagge March 25, 2009

poodlepumper

A person who enjoys have sex with dogs, specifically poodles (both toy poodles and otherwise).

Bob is pretty fucked up, I think he is a poodlepumper.

by AlexD January 28, 2005

Poodleflopper

A poodleflopper is a mentally deranged man who roams the steets kicking ugly dogs. If he finds a nice dog he will urinate on it and cut off its limbs with a chip fork. They are usually located in the backalleys of Watford, and they pounce like trapdoor spiders, viciously mutilating dogs and sometimes dwarves.

"OH GOD THERE'S A POODLEFLOPPER! RUN!"
"I'm a poodleflopper and im gonna flop your poodles so hard they explode."

by Dr. Edward Egglesworth April 27, 2008

poodle popper

anyone who has participated in the act of having sexual relations with a dog, not always a poodle, using this name usually makes them really mad. you can also call them poodle.

dude 1: Aww man poodle popper is coming.
dude 2: Why is he called poodle popper?
dude 1: because he fucked his dog dude!
dude 2: Aww that is sick!
poodle popper: Hey guys! what's up?
dude 1: nothing poodle.
poodle popper: I DIDN'T FUCK MY DOG!!!!!!
dude 1: Yeah whatever poodle.

by penis kicker March 18, 2006