Pornalepsy occurs when a person (or persons) is abouts to indulge in some light pornagraphic entertainment. The term refers to the uncontrollable shudders of excitement one gets whilst the porn is loading. so called as said shudders resemble an epileptic fit.
Me and sir Jimison bottomholesworth were abouts to watch an adult dvd of a tramp fornicating with a swan, as the dvd loaded both our bodies broke out in an uncontrollable bout of pornalepsy in atticipation of the hottramp on swan action.
Shitting so hard that your entire body trembles with both fear and satisfaction simultaneously. May also cause sudden, drastic change in body temperature.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).