poocalepsy

the overwhelming urge to fall asleep on the toilet.

Matthew's resonating snores in the office restroom proved that his poocalepsy was a recurring problem.

by PogoJojo August 2, 2011

Pornalepsy

Pornalepsy occurs when a person (or persons) is abouts to indulge in some light pornagraphic entertainment. The term refers to the uncontrollable shudders of excitement one gets whilst the porn is loading. so called as said shudders resemble an epileptic fit.

Me and sir Jimison bottomholesworth were abouts to watch an adult dvd of a tramp fornicating with a swan, as the dvd loaded both our bodies broke out in an uncontrollable bout of pornalepsy in atticipation of the hot tramp on swan action.

by I shag jaimie March 6, 2010

Poopilepsy

Shitting so hard that your entire body trembles with both fear and satisfaction simultaneously. May also cause sudden, drastic change in body temperature.

Dude, I went to the doctor today. I've got poopilepsy. It's terminal.

by schmoobie May 12, 2014

Poocalypse

An unmitigated fecal disaster. The magnitude of which casts doubt on the future of humanity

We all believed the damaged to be contained to a small area, but Rowan’s diaper was actually a poocalypse the likes of which god had never seen.

by The Infernal Machine June 13, 2022