poo-cumber 

A large, smell, big fat turd.

Who left a poo-cumber in the toilet?

poo-cumber by Creedon June 12, 2007

poocumber 

A really, really, really large poo.

Boy, that poocumber hurt on the way out!

poocumber by afrodude June 23, 2006

poopcumber

When you do one of those extra continuous 'number twos'... (You know what I am talking about)

Bro you wouldn't believe the poopcumber I dropped this morning...

poopcumber by Eranhuman August 24, 2016

poocumber 

a large woman's dildo.

Bertha kept her poocumber under the couch coushion.

poocumber by A.Lee.Ass May 4, 2011

poocumber 

A crap so big it looks like a cucumber. Doesn't necessarily have to be green.

I just took the biggest dump in your mom's bathroom, man. We're talking one poocumber after another!

poocumber by dpaulbarrett1 January 6, 2010

Poocumber 

A long fat green turd. Usually found after a heavy night on herbal spirits (jagger bombs, etc.)

Ah mate…that was a heavy night on the bombs…I think I just did a poocumber!

Poocumber by H3FTI January 8, 2013

Poocumber 

Poocumber- When a large poo is left in the bottom of the toilet by the previous occupant.

Stew- Peter, have you seen the size of the poocumber left in trap 1?

Peter- Jesus Christ, that must of tore his arse hole!

Poocumber by Wordwizard1989 March 1, 2022