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Poo Vagina

When a woman wipes back to front to expose her genitals to fecal matter, so when a man goes down expecting a fish fillet he’ll only to come up with a sloppy joe.
That woman’s poo vagina smells like shit.
Poo Vagina by Mystical_Voodoo April 25, 2021

poo-poo vagina 

When a woman wipes her butt back to front after a poo, thereby wiping feces into her vagina, giving her poo-poo vagina.
Dude 1: Ah shit dude, I went down on this girl and she had a case of the poo-poo vagina.
Dude 2: poo-poo vagina's the worst!
poo-poo vagina by The Poop Monster December 4, 2013

poo-stained vagina 

n. 1. the result when a woman chronically wipes back to front. 2. by extension a negative thing.
I can't believe my mother never taught me to wipe front to back, now i have a poo-stained vagina.

You got an F in Gym? well, thats a real poo-stained vagina.
poo-stained vagina by homoguytom October 16, 2012

Vagina Poo

The shit that comes outa your vag
bro did something come out your vag last night?
ya vagina poo
Vagina Poo by Brett Milla May 24, 2009

Vaginal Poo

Feces that is expelled from the vaginal opening
"Hey Billy, I just took a vaginal poo!"

Poopvagina 

When you have anal sex with a girl and you suddenly pull it out of her ass and shove it in her vagina...leaving her vagina poop stained.
Oh my gosh kevin the sex was great but...you left me with a poopvagina. I need to go wash
Poopvagina by imma retard April 14, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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