poo poo piper

A toilet plunger. This term us usually used by children from Alabama. Because they don't understand complex pronunciation structures like "plunger", they just say "poo poo piper".

Pass me that poo poo piper, I used too much tee-pee.

by Sluseoner March 27, 2008

Pied Piper of Poo

Someone who is followed around by a nasty smell. Or by an army of little turds.

Oh no, here comes Lenny! Hold your nose, he's like the Pied Piper of Poo!

by Bitch Monkey September 7, 2006

side paper poo

Just when you think you're done wiping your ass... you go in for one last swipe just to be certain... only to find the side of the toilet paper covered in shit, forcing you to restart the process on a much larger scale.

Dude: We had way too many beers and hot wings last night!
ME: No doubt, I had side paper poo for days. I finally just gave up and got in the shower.

by starkasm September 2, 2010