An Irish man or woman who has defecated in his/her pants. Also: When someone is intoxicated by alcohol to the point they poo their pants. Other similarities include; Poo Pants McDougal/McCallister/McGoo and most recently, McCain
Slang term for someone who consistently has very large and smelly boul movements. These people are known for clogging toilets and clearing houses.
Warning: If you get around someone like this and they so much as mention the word restroom, you better run and hope they aren't in your house!
Jan is a Johnny Poo Poo pants because she has broke 3 toilets over the past 6 months and often causes people to vomit if they are within 200 yards of a restroom she has used.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.