Drew Miller is not poo in the shoe
by deeznuts218953629 January 25, 2012
An action which involves shitting right in a shoe and making it slide down to toe
Poo-in-the-shoe is often gifted to someone you dislike most
Originated in Petrozavodsk, Russia
Poo-in-the-shoe is often gifted to someone you dislike most
Originated in Petrozavodsk, Russia
by veggy time January 12, 2011
by punk rock princess March 02, 2005
When you attempt to have sleep sex with your girlfriend but was unaware she was loaded on constipation meds all day and ended up in a shitty situation.
So robin was telling me how she gave frank a poo-man-shoe last night and we couldn't stop laughing. That's What he gets for trying to sleep rape her.
by Scrilla Don't Lie January 24, 2019
To call up a chinese restaurant whilst pooing in a shoe while your partner massages your ball sack. The goal is to get the chinese man on the line to say, "Oh Yes A Poo Poo Platter!".
by Ladies Man345 March 02, 2011
An insane internet troll who tracks poo throughout comment sections, messageboards, imageboards. Obsessed with rightwing philosophy, aliens, illuminati, mass murderers, SJWs, Muslims, trans
by Hitch One November 16, 2016
This is not to replace a traditional shoe but more of a flesh shoe. Now you will need a drunken person to lay flat on the floor face down, and spread the buttucks. The drunken person is to relax as this can be quite painful, now gently work each toe inside the anus one by one until you have all toes inside. Proceed deeper until the whole foot is inside the anus and the persons anus resembles a shoe on your foot. It is not uncommon to hear "do these come in a size 9? " or " does this shoe come in black?"
At this point it is best not to jusge either party in this act , as you should never judge a person til you have walked a mile in their shoes.
At this point it is best not to jusge either party in this act , as you should never judge a person til you have walked a mile in their shoes.
Brian: i can never find a shoe that fits right
Craig : have you tried on a poo shoe?
Brian: no but i would love to wear one...
Craig: i will go get the vodka....
Craig : have you tried on a poo shoe?
Brian: no but i would love to wear one...
Craig: i will go get the vodka....
by Frank Fontain April 19, 2019