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Tiger Wood's favorite vacation spot. While NYC has a Starbucks on every corner, PVB has a plastic surgery center on every corner. Trust me, you need that many when every girl is given a nose job for her 16th birthday and a boob job for graduating high school. The amount of affairs that occur in this city would make any reality star shudder and Hollywood puke.
"My dad was one of those who had affairs every time he was home." "Where the hell did you live?" "Ponte Vedra." "Ohhh...no wonder!"

"She's so Ponte Vedra that her brain is silicone."
ponte vedra by charlyphraser June 26, 2014
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ponte vedra beach 

Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida, is a small resort town in Northeast Florida. It is the wealthiest community in Florida north of Orlando. All Ponte Vedrans appreciate the finer things in life: German cars, fine AAA Five Diamond rated resorts (Ponte Vedra Inn and Club in particular), golf carts, country clubs, the beach, Lacoste, popped collars, and most importantly, being a sexy bitch. It was ranked the #1 place to live in Florida by Money magazine and is home to the world renowned TPC PGA Tour.
Wow, that's the most beautiful house I've ever seen. We must be in Ponte Vedra Beach.
ponte vedra beach by 32082 January 25, 2006

ponte vedra beach florida 

A piece of shit rich town.
Most of the money goes to drugs.
Most of the kids that dont do drugs are either fags or stuck up prepps that probly break out in dance every time they see a sale in american eagle.
"ponte vedra beach florida can suck a dick and die.
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