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ponte vedra 

Tiger Wood's favorite vacation spot. While NYC has a Starbucks on every corner, PVB has a plastic surgery center on every corner. Trust me, you need that many when every girl is given a nose job for her 16th birthday and a boob job for graduating high school. The amount of affairs that occur in this city would make any reality star shudder and Hollywood puke.
"My dad was one of those who had affairs every time he was home." "Where the hell did you live?" "Ponte Vedra." "Ohhh...no wonder!"

"She's so Ponte Vedra that her brain is silicone."
ponte vedra by charlyphraser June 26, 2014
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ponte vedra beach 

Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida, is a small resort town in Northeast Florida. It is the wealthiest community in Florida north of Orlando. All Ponte Vedrans appreciate the finer things in life: German cars, fine AAA Five Diamond rated resorts (Ponte Vedra Inn and Club in particular), golf carts, country clubs, the beach, Lacoste, popped collars, and most importantly, being a sexy bitch. It was ranked the #1 place to live in Florida by Money magazine and is home to the world renowned TPC PGA Tour.
Wow, that's the most beautiful house I've ever seen. We must be in Ponte Vedra Beach.
ponte vedra beach by 32082 January 25, 2006

ponte vedra beach florida 

A piece of shit rich town.
Most of the money goes to drugs.
Most of the kids that dont do drugs are either fags or stuck up prepps that probly break out in dance every time they see a sale in american eagle.
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004