Pons

1. Brand of German dictionary

2. Synonym for 'crap'

1. Give me the Pons...

2. Well, that's just Pons, isn't it?

by Bob Gurch May 25, 2004

Pons

Short for Piece of Nasty Shit

You look like a fucking pons.

ya pons!!

by KingSoot November 24, 2006

pons

1. (n) a slang term with negative connotations used to berate oneself when having done something unwise. see also: "shubin", "mach shubin", and "pons mach shubin"

oh god! i can't believe i lost all that money. what a pons!

by thewifeirwin April 30, 2008

pons

A mental illness with symptoms similar to tourettes and OCD being smashed together in a single head.

A person with Pons will not be able to touch certain things, have to touch most things, and have to go around everything while screaming at a high pitch.

When i tried to shake his hand, Dustin danced away from me. His pons must be acting up.

by Griffith Page February 23, 2008

Pons

a Type of money on a planet Most are in possession of a hat kid also you can get BADGE'S with them

Spend some PONS on badges

by ANTAHIT December 16, 2024

pons mach shubin

1. (intj.) an expletive used to describe extreme disdain or unhappiness 2. (n.) a derogatory term used to describe someone so vile and malicious that they have surpassed the description of "shubin" and are considered to fit the description for one who is evil.

1. pons mach shubin! i can't find my car!
2. i can't believe that pons mach shubin gave orders to wipe out the entire village.

by thewifeirwin April 30, 2008

Lele Pons Effect

"Lele Pons Effect" is when you copy Lele Pon's “comedy” from Instagram and thinking that Lele Pons's “comedy” is funny and good.

Lele Pons Effect is copying Lele Pons "comedy" and using it in other content for comedic purposes that only kids and younger teens believe is Funny.

Oh... Her Instagram is like "Lele Pons" thanks, I hate it.

by Teafo March 11, 2021