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You look like a fucking pons.

ya pons!!
Pons by KingSoot November 24, 2006
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1. (n) a slang term with negative connotations used to berate oneself when having done something unwise. see also: "shubin", "mach shubin", and "pons mach shubin"
oh god! i can't believe i lost all that money. what a pons!
pons by thewifeirwin April 30, 2008
A mental illness with symptoms similar to tourettes and OCD being smashed together in a single head.

A person with Pons will not be able to touch certain things, have to touch most things, and have to go around everything while screaming at a high pitch.
When i tried to shake his hand, Dustin danced away from me. His pons must be acting up.
pons by Griffith Page February 23, 2008
a Type of money on a planet Most are in possession of a hat kid also you can get BADGE'S with them
Spend some PONS on badges
Pons by ANTAHIT December 16, 2024

pons mach shubin 

1. (intj.) an expletive used to describe extreme disdain or unhappiness 2. (n.) a derogatory term used to describe someone so vile and malicious that they have surpassed the description of "shubin" and are considered to fit the description for one who is evil.
1. pons mach shubin! i can't find my car!
2. i can't believe that pons mach shubin gave orders to wipe out the entire village.
pons mach shubin by thewifeirwin April 30, 2008

Lele Pons Effect

"Lele Pons Effect" is when you copy Lele Pon's “comedy” from Instagram and thinking that Lele Pons's “comedy” is funny and good.
Lele Pons Effect is copying Lele Pons "comedy" and using it in other content for comedic purposes that only kids and younger teens believe is Funny.

Oh... Her Instagram is like "Lele Pons" thanks, I hate it.
Lele Pons Effect by Teafo March 11, 2021
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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