18 definitions by Bob Gurch

Doyce

Boring Mathematics teacher. Says "Raat" a lot.

Raat then, it's Doyce!

by Bob Gurch May 25, 2004

Gurch

Any member of the Church family.

(Numerous exceptions include Charlotte Church and the Roman Catholic Church).

Many have a tendency to say "Gah" a lot.

Gah! It's Gurch!

by Bob Gurch May 25, 2004

ÿ

It's the letter Y, with two dots on top. I imagine that ÿ is pronounced differently from y, but if so, I don't know what the difference actually is.

Person 1: "Look, that ÿ has two dots on it!"
Person 2: "Must be a misprint."

by Bob Gurch August 27, 2004

‡

A sort of symbolic cross thingy.

Person 1: "Do you know what ‡ means?"
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "Me neither."

by Bob Gurch August 27, 2004

raat

A word used by Doyce, especially in his favourite phrase:

"'Raatt' then, it's a level thrye"

by Bob Gurch August 26, 2004

‰

It's a percent sign with an extra 'o' at the bottom. It means 'per thousand', rather than 'per hundred'.

5% of 400 is 20, therefore, 5‰ of 400 is 2.

by Bob Gurch August 27, 2004

ist

German word for 'is'.

Person 1: "Das ist ein Hund."

Person 2: "Why are you speaking German?"

by Bob Gurch August 28, 2004