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The most kind, caring and loving man in the world, he's your shoulder to cry on and a loving boyfriend... Nobody in the world could be a better lover than ponsai, for he is the best liver someone could ever have. And can never be replaced... I love you ponsai. Forever and always.

~ your girl kitty
"hey you see ponds in over there?isn't he fine"

"so, I heard ponsai's gotta package"

"awwwe ponsai you make me love u endlessly"
ponsai by Pastel_KittyXox May 28, 2018
Words you can keep

ponsard meltdown

When some body gets really mad over something as little as coughing or sneezing.
Dude don't leave your clothes hanging out of the hamper, your wife will have a ponsard meltdown.
ponsard meltdown by Han$ January 11, 2008
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a malayalam word meaning drunk, intoxicated or inebriated
I love when I get poosai.

Sometimes I wake up in the marning and think about getting poosai.

When Jerry is poosai, he has trouble
controlling his thudee.

When Mohanlal hangs out with Shobana, he always gets her poosai.
poosai by Foundation Fathers December 9, 2008
Verb: To drink of the yummy Champagne after the death of a loved one whose tongue you have kept.

Refers to Veuve Clicquot-Ponsardin, a large Champagne house located in Reims, France.
Shall we ponsard now?
Yes.
*stirs champagne with tongue*

Ponsard by eniran July 16, 2008
The art of shaving and shaping the female pubic hair around the poon.
Roger, after a particulary frustrating evening with a lady with an unkempt bush, proclaimed, "Damn! Ain't you never heard of the art of poonsai?"
poonsai by da b April 9, 2005
When a person cuts off the wires on their Apple earphones because they’re a broke ass bitch who can’t afford them
Broke ass: Look at my podsair!
Rich ass: Sorry, say that again?
Broke ass: Podsair?
Rich ass: You really are a broke bitch
Podsair by Andioopsksksksk October 19, 2019

poo ponski 

A poo ponski quite simply is a person who is a playah baggin baddies on the daily but has the smell of shit lingering on his person but is so attractive during the date/intercourse their date just power through it..then on to the next
John is such a poo ponski he always is busy baggin all them baddies at the club but goddamn he needs to wash his ass
poo ponski by Mr.Morrill February 13, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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