"Dude I tried to tell my
girlfriend about pomperaug and the minute I said it she screamed, fell over, and grew a cock"
"Dude, what's pompe...AAAAAHAHAHAH"
*Dying and living and dying and living.
In between orgasms. Due to the mere thought of knowing what Pomperaug is.
Passerby - "I had to run away because the mere glimpse of it made my balls explode"
"Amazing, badass, sexy" -
The Pope