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When a guy is doing a girlk up the ass and is real high on drugs, he feels he loves her so bad that he staples hes nut sac to one of her ass cheeks. Later realising what an absolute bell-end he is!!!

Dude... i thought i loved her, so i gave her the Pomoculus

pomoculus by Lamonator December 21, 2004

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poocules

Odors derived from fecal molecules.

Molecules made of poo.

Don't go into the washroom, Eddie DESTROYED the toilet and his poocules are EVERYWHERE.

What's that smell? Janet had burritos for lunch and she can't stop spraying poocules all over the office, the pig.

poocules by Doctor Spaz July 20, 2009

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Pomomulous

Something that exceeds previous expectations.

Greater than the greatest; Better than the Best.

That shirt you're wearing is indubitably pomomulous, Bro.

Pomomulous by Brady's Dict. September 16, 2011

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porculus

Congressional legislation plugged as economic stimulus but crammed to the gills with pork and special projects.

Barack and Nancy's porculus bills were so obese they choked the US economy and contributed to the resulting Obama Depression.

porculus by Ur Daddie March 12, 2009

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Ppdoculus

The transformation of a pute human being into the divine , an angel . The word stands for “pipidaculo” from latin which means gay metamorphosis

A: Dude ur ppdoculusing
K : WAIT OMG RLLY ? TY UWUU

Ppdoculus by Handlethispenileerection October 18, 2022

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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