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tri-poly blend 

A fictitious fiber blend often mentioned by Paula Poundstone during her podcast. It is supposedly used to craft her fine line of T-shirts.
"These shirts are made from a remarkably soft Tri-Poly Blend."
tri-poly blend by mpaandaa November 5, 2018
An absolutely amazing person, very pretty and deserves the world. Usually linguistically talented and has a habit of travelling around and not staying in one place for too long. She always speaks her opinion and when she sets her mind on something, there is nothing holding her back. WATCH OUT she is probably one of the most beautiful people you have ever seen and can steal your heart in a second, with her love for friends, family, animals and all living beings she is a real joy to be around.
Did u see that girl polina? She is not only smart but also incredibly beautiful
Polina by .strawberrycheesecake April 11, 2020
polina is me and all polina’s are great hello other polina’s have a nice day i hope you have a very fulfilling life goodbye
polina is very bored rn
polina by poopoopolina November 30, 2019

Polonium Cocktail

1. A mixed drink. It can be made with any combination of liquers or soft drinks. The only salient ingredient is Polonium 210 (Po-210). Po-210 is an alpha emitter that has a half-life of 138.376 days. A milligram of Po-210 emits about as many alpha particles per second as 4.5 grams of Radium-226. As such, an extremely small amount (50 nanograms!) that is ingested will result in a painful death that takes several weeks to complete. Hence a Polonium Cocktail is NOT something you want to order from your bartender.

Po-210 poisioning is an assassination technique that was developed by the KGB in the 1970s. The Po-210 poisoning of Alexander Litvinenko in 2006, allegedly by former KGB agents Andrei Lugovoi and Dmitri Kovtun, after Litvinenko wrote scathing books about Vladimir Putin, shows that the assassination technique is still in use by the current Russian trauponcracy.
If you criticize Vladimir Putin, he'll send you a Polonium Cocktail. Just ask Alexander Litvinenko. Wait, you can't, because he's dead.

Polynigmion 

A factor that bears no effect in an equation and is thus pointless to include.

A mathematical waste of space.
If (A = B² x C) where (C = 0) then any value of A is 0.
Therefore where (C = 0) B is irrelevant to the equation; a polynigmion.

polynesian hush puppy 

When a male ejaculates into their partner’s eye and it proceeds to become infected.
I gave my friend a Polynesian hush puppy last week during a threesome.