polled

To trim or cut off the hair, wool, branches, or horns of

polled the sheep

polled the trees.

by TT@t July 9, 2009

getting polled

Originally referenced in Sheck Wes’s breakout freestyle single Mobamba. “Getting polled” is a threat to those fucking around, equivalent to the act of being forcibly sodomized with a poll.

Buddy if you keep fucking around, your ass gon’ get polled.

Well the last thing I want is to be getting polled.

by Who12344321 January 1, 2019

Pulled a Takei

When someone takes down an online poll in response to getting the opposite result they wanted.

Did you see that person quickly taking down their online poll cause it didn't sway their way? Yeah, they must have Pulled a Takei.

HAHA that Celeb totally didn't like their results, They blamed it on trolls.

by aCanadianGuyeH February 25, 2017

Pulled an Amber Heard

Getting in an argument with someone and then taking a massive shit in their bed as revenge.

Guy 1: Man, I got in an argument with my girlfriend and she pulled an Amber Heard in our bed!

Guy 2: she SHIT in your bed??

by shitposter99 April 21, 2022

Pulled a Bob

To steal or defraud. To lie or deceive. Basically to do anything underhanded and shitty.

I pulled a Bob on that dumb ass and sold him a car knowing the title was bad. He pulled a Bob on me and took my money then never delivered the product.

by Jerry Kramer August 21, 2018

pulled a mufat

to clutch in a time of need

pulled a mufat Pog

by TheRealMufat August 28, 2021

Vegan pulled pork

A vegan recipe which tastes like pork but does not even contain any pork. Usually made of jackfruit or king oyster mushroom, but sometimes banana blossom is used. Although it is 100% plant-based and does not contain pork at all, it is still non-halal as it uses the name "pork". Therefore, Muslims should not eat this recipe.

Jessica Jane, someone known for smelly feet, claiming vegan pulled pork as "halal pork (babi halal)", even though it is not halal because of the name "pork".

by Real Vegan June 27, 2022