polled

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To trim or cut off the hair, wool, branches, or horns of

polled the sheep

polled the trees.

polled by TT@t July 9, 2009

Words you can keep

getting polled

Originally referenced in Sheck Wes’s breakout freestyle single Mobamba. “Getting polled” is a threat to those fucking around, equivalent to the act of being forcibly sodomized with a poll.

Buddy if you keep fucking around, your ass gon’ get polled.

Well the last thing I want is to be getting polled.

getting polled by Who12344321 January 1, 2019

Related Words

polled • getting polled • pollen • pulled • pulled a trump • pulled pork • pilled • Pulled a Mike • pulled a Palin • Pulled a Tiger

Pulled a Takei

When someone takes down an online poll in response to getting the opposite result they wanted.

Did you see that person quickly taking down their online poll cause it didn't sway their way? Yeah, they must have Pulled a Takei.

HAHA that Celeb totally didn't like their results, They blamed it on trolls.

Pulled a Takei by aCanadianGuyeH February 25, 2017

Pulled an Amber Heard

Getting in an argument with someone and then taking a massive shit in their bed as revenge.

Guy 1: Man, I got in an argument with my girlfriend and she pulled an Amber Heard in our bed!

Guy 2: she SHIT in your bed??

Pulled an Amber Heard by shitposter99 April 21, 2022

Pulled a Bob

To steal or defraud. To lie or deceive. Basically to do anything underhanded and shitty.

I pulled a Bob on that dumb ass and sold him a car knowing the title was bad. He pulled a Bob on me and took my money then never delivered the product.

Pulled a Bob by Jerry Kramer August 21, 2018

pulled a mufat

to clutch in a time of need

pulled a mufat Pog

pulled a mufat by TheRealMufat August 28, 2021

Vegan pulled pork

A vegan recipe which tastes like pork but does not even contain any pork. Usually made of jackfruit or king oyster mushroom, but sometimes banana blossom is used. Although it is 100% plant-based and does not contain pork at all, it is still non-halal as it uses the name "pork". Therefore, Muslims should not eat this recipe.

Jessica Jane, someone known for smelly feet, claiming vegan pulled pork as "halal pork (babi halal)", even though it is not halal because of the name "pork".

Vegan pulled pork by Real Vegan June 27, 2022

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026