political tourette's syndrome 

The inability to withhold or refrain from making political comments.

The presence of Republicans, right wing conservatives, and idiots causes me so much stress, my political tourette's syndrome is uncontrollable. People who know me understand I just can't help myself. Recent events have me avoiding most social and political situations.
(come on, not really.)

political tourette's syndrome by Nancy M. Hawkins March 2, 2006