polishing the rifle

Slang for jacking off/ masturbating.

My wife caught me Polishing the rifle yesterday.

polishing the rifle by Xesros January 4, 2017

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Polishing the yogurt rifle

To masturbate. The yogurt rifle represents your penis, and to polish it means to stroke it.

Therapist: "What brings you to my office today?"
Donald Trump: "I like polishing the yogurt rifle to skibidi toilet"
Therapist: "Ts gonna be a long session.. 🕴"

Polishing the yogurt rifle by undecillion March 25, 2026

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