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POLEY - Dundee word for a pole or lampost.
Youths often write their names on a 'poley'.
poley by Dumpdonian May 25, 2006

Roley Poley Throat Punch 

When a flacid cock is rolled into a ball, and is put into a girls mouth causing arousal the cock shoots out into the back of the Throat. WARNING: may cause strep throat
“I gave my girl a Roley Poley Throat Punch last night, and she still hasn’t woken up. You could say that punch was a knock out.”

Holey Poley Hoe 

"A po' hoe
Think she know, but don't know
She in a hole
Make enough moneyzz to get out the hole
But go spend it all on dope, Jordans and clothes
A Player like me call em holey poley hoes"

Contributed by Old School aka Holley aka East Texas Red
"If she wasn't such a holey poley hoe she would have paid me my mothafuckin $5, o funky bitch. Next time I'm gonna call the wrecker."

"This girl makes hundreds of dollars a night, but she is still taking taxis and begging for rides and living out of a motel. She is a holey poley hoe, funky bitch."

"I hate going to that ratchet strip club, all the girls are holey poley hoes"
Holey Poley Hoe by Old Skool October 26, 2018

Coley Poley 

A real "bean". A man who can blow even the most dankest clouds . Otherwise the coley poley is referred to as cole or coley. Until he proves himself in the act of the dab.
Yo coley poley that was a fat rip

rolley poley 

-A potato bug. Rolls up into a ball when frightened.

-A short round fat person.
Little Timmy was collecting rolley poleys that he found under rocks int he backyard.

Look at that lady crossing the street, what a rolley poley.
rolley poley by DB January 14, 2005

Roley Poley 

While someone is asleep or laying down one or more people attack the layer and role around on them screaming "ROLEY POLEY" until victim is awake or irritated.
Sassy was asleep, so we roley poleyed his ass!
Roley Poley by Freshhotpizza July 24, 2009
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