Pole to Pole

When two men are walking past each other in a confined space where they may contact each other in the genital regions.

This exception is only allowed if the men do not make eye contact, making eye contact will revoke their "man" status to Manbitch. It is preferred to pass by hole to hole than pole to pole.

Dude, that's a tight spot to pass by...better not pass by pole to pole.

by Manlaw 24-7 December 16, 2008

PREFER THE POLE TO THE HOLE

simply put, queer!

Stephan is of the homogenized persuasion...he definitely prefers the pole to the hole!

by weave October 7, 2003

hole to pole ratio

Slang for the ratio of women to men at any gathering.

Mike called and said we better haul ass over to White's pool party cause the hole to pole ratio was like 4 to 1.

by ianzo6 May 28, 2006

pillow to pole

A sorry skank ass bitch that has no money..and has to constantly give up the pussy or move on to the next pole

Im tired of that Mia....shes nothin but a pillow to pole bitch....lets go ride....

by Drstepp August 4, 2017

Pole to Hole Ratio

The ratio of men to women at a place, like a party or bar.

What's the pole to hole ratio there? It's not a sausage fest right?

by Vagueposting September 22, 2019

Hole to Pole Factor

It's when a woman who has had children and a man who is not so well endowed, engage in sexual intercourse and they discover that because the diameter of her hole is too large for the circumference of his small penis their motions cause a sound similar to a fat man chewing a triple decker cheeseburger with the works. It's a sloppy sound and must be drowned out with music. Unfortunately, unless there is other stuff going on to arouse them, the sex is most unsatisfying.

Anita: So, did you sleep with him?
Chrissy: I most certainly did, *sigh*
Anita: What's wrong? Wasn't it good?
Chrissy: No the Hole to Pole Factor was unsatisfying.
Anita: Too bad.

by MrsMama January 13, 2011

pole to hole

The act of laying next to another man with your dick, or "pole", directed towards that of his ass, or "hole.

Yo I'm trying to workout here, quit laying pole to hole.

or
I'm trying to sleep, stop laying pole to hole in case you wake-up with a wood.

by #1XCRunner August 31, 2010