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pole smoking

Performing an act of fellatio. This could relate to humans, animals or anything with a dong.
The girls are coming over tonight to get some pole smoking lessons from yours truly. I can't wait to blow a big load on their faces.
pole smoking by ioscott July 7, 2011

pole smoking

Jeff's favorite thing to do in his spare time.
Jeff better stop pole smoking before he hurts someone with his butter tooth.
pole smoking by The MadCow June 23, 2004

pole smoking junkie 

sum 1 that likes smoking pole "sucking dick" so much that when theyre not doing it theyre going threw withdrwrals
pole smoking junkie is like a crack head without crack
pole smoking junkie by jrebel January 18, 2010

pole smoking assmaster 

he's proud to be a pole smoking assmaster

pole smoking kike 

Someone who is Jewish and also sucks dick
Greg is Jewish and throws people under the bus at work. Therefore Greg is a pole smoking kike
pole smoking kike by Gaulded balls October 21, 2013

smoking pole 

That bitch loves smoking pole
smoking pole by lovetosmokepole November 18, 2007
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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