Definitions by ioscott

pole smoking

Performing an act of fellatio. This could relate to humans, animals or anything with a dong.

The girls are coming over tonight to get some pole smoking lessons from yours truly. I can't wait to blow a big load on their faces.

pole smoking by ioscott July 7, 2011

dog tucker 

A girl who is so ugly she looks like food fit for a dog.

Muzz "Did you see that girl I was hooking up with in town on Saturday night?" Riley "She was dog tucker mate!"

dog tucker by ioscott February 28, 2009

couch chin 

Person who spends too much time licking a female's private parts that he/she gets no work done and is consequently failing at work/school. The person doing this would have their chin on the couch.

"That guy is always failing his courses because he spends all of his time licking box. He's a couch chin."

couch chin by ioscott February 20, 2009