3 definitions by jrebel

pulling a George Jones

when you get intoxicated and seek transportation via a lawn mower.

Clearance: dude, did you see randy last night?

Fred: yeah he was pulling a George Jones last night with that lawn mower.

by jrebel July 17, 2012

when a pussy is nasty looking or disformed

hey how was that chic you hooked up with?

she was a hole disaster

by jrebel January 31, 2011

sum 1 that likes smoking pole "sucking dick" so much that when theyre not doing it theyre going threw withdrwrals

pole smoking junkie is like a crack head without crack

by jrebel January 19, 2010