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poke 'n run

to have sex with someone and then run; meaning one of their parents just caught you in the act with their daughter, you claim to have worn a condom when you actually didn't or you're just a douche
Matthew: I was caught having sex with my girlfriend by her dad

Kenneth: Ah, the classic poke 'n run
poke 'n run by speedster55 October 21, 2010
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poke and run 

When you add someone as a friend on Facebook and they accept your friend request, you poke them just once then delete them as a friend. Good way to get revenge.
Adam: Dude, Grace is really getting on my nerves.
Mike: Then give her a good ol' Poke and Run.
poke and run by neergyad May 7, 2009

PokerunHD 

A dutch youtube channel based around pokemon and other old nintendo games. Harm and Jordi will do anything to make sure you wont enjoy your stay.
*person 1*= I like to watch Kingdom Hearts on PokerunHD
*person 2*= you don't deserve to live
PokerunHD by Essentia June 19, 2018
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
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