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Kristaps Porzingis 

A Forward for the NY Knicks. He is most known for being a 7'3 scoring machine in the NBA. Born in Latvia and given the knick name "The unicorn" by Kevin Durant.
Kristaps Porzingis was to tall for his opponent and dunked on the defender.
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Poteen / Poitín / Potcheen 

Poteen / Poitín / (pronounced) Potcheen
is a traditional Irish distilled, highly alcoholic beverage. Traditionally distilled from potatoes, it is among the strongest alcoholic beverages in the world, and for centuries was classified as illegal or moonshine in Ireland.
Think you can handle Poitín... ?
Don't drink Poitín if you're a light weight, it'll probably kill you!
Poteen / Poitín / Potcheen
Yet another reference to pu**y, that universial element, the genitalia of the illusive sex.
Also take it from some guys who have been tearing up poizi like maniacs for the past decade, it's not worth it. Poizi is literally not that good, chasing it is psychologically destructive and if you are crazy over it it's possible you have father issues honestly. I literally think I acted that way cus I wanted to impress my pops. Pretty cool huh? Date around in your 20s and have fun but don't be a cad... Age 28 maximum start looking for a mentally stable person to raise children with... Someone who will do dishes and cook without being a **** and will hypothetically do stuff like stay by your side if you're ever in the hospital for a long time, find one of these who hasn't had 15+ dicks in her. Do not date broads who drink or smoke weed.....
poizi by Eagle friend February 14, 2022

porzingis 

God mode on.
You nailed that girl?

Dude, like a Porzingis
porzingis by MichaelKane69 November 9, 2017
The florescent and sometimes sickeningly sweet smelling puss secreted from a colon abcess caused by fermented Santorum deposited by former CA Gov Puto Wilson in an uncommonly obtuse host.

Attributed to the failed bid for Governor of California by Steve Poizner.
"Initial toxicology results of the gerbil extracted from the subject indicates traces of Poizner contributed to the rectal rupture and intestinal prolapse."
Poizner by nslander March 30, 2010

Porzingoat

Kristaps Porzingis. The 7'3" NBA basketball player from Latvia. Basically the second coming of Dirk Nowitzki and Shaq wrapped into one, as he can shoot from pretty much anywhere or posterize anyone on the floor.
Jim was hitting 3s AND dunking on everyone in the game yesterday... he looked like Porzingoat out there!
Porzingoat by Knicks#33 February 14, 2017