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bung podling 

An inexperienced young female / male rimpod, who perfers (or not) engauging in rough anal sex "a pounding" by means of inanimate objects. The use of dildo's; the unsheathed butt cap of a badminton / tennis racket, paddleball grips and splintering wooden flag poles to name a few.
"Glory and sacrifice", shouted the novice bung podling as the Master Reampod did the nasty.
bung podling by Tbird December 14, 2008
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piling system 

The system used by extremely intelligent people to organize their stuff. It is put into piles and gets sorted as needed.
I couldn't find my student loan application but found it in the "August" section of my piling system.
piling system by realmccoy420 October 28, 2010

School Yard Polling

The act of inflicting pain to a male by forcing the genitalia to come into contact with a free standing upright object usually a flag pole or car park bollard. This is best achieved by 4 people holding on to each of the victims appendages’ i.e. two arms and two legs and carrying said victim (horizontal to the ground) to the site of punishment. Once at the pole or bollard, the victims legs are then spread apart to the extent that the pole or bollard can be fit between the victims legs and the crotch area can now come into contact with object. Best results are achieved when the victim is lifted off the ground and swung horizontally by the arms and legs so that the crotch is bashed repeatedly against the pole or bollard.
Did you see Geoff get a School Yard Polling this morning?
Yeah man that was nasty! I could hear him squealing, his balls must be purple by now!

Polling the electorate 

To have sex, usually with a stripper.

From season 8, episode 3 of The Simpsons "Separate Vocations" the euphemism is used in regards to Mayor Quimby having sex with a mistress in a motel room.

Later used in season 3, episode 1 of Supernatural "The Magnificent Seven" in reference to Dean Winchester having sex with a stripper or strippers. It does not mean to suck dick, Destiel shippers.
That's mayor Quimby's car. Tonight, his honor is, heh, polling the electorate.
A Peiling is a kind person who would offer help and support to their friends and family selflessly. She is sometimes completely clueless to the going-ons around her, which only adds to her cuteness. She is honest to a fault and steadfast in her beliefs. Her hardworking nature makes her a brilliant teammate.
“I am so grateful I have you Peiling”
“Peiling got that cake tho”
Peiling by acashewnamedwalnut September 23, 2020

Exit Polling 

To have anal sex with, created by Bill Clinton from his appearance on Family Guy.
You up for a little Exit Polling?

Are you asking me what I think you're asking me?

Well that depends on what your definition of jizz is.
Exit Polling by BlakeP July 7, 2008