Poizner

The florescent and sometimes sickeningly sweet smelling puss secreted from a colon abcess caused by fermented Santorum deposited by former CA Gov Puto Wilson in an uncommonly obtuse host.

Attributed to the failed bid for Governor of California by Steve Poizner.

"Initial toxicology results of the gerbil extracted from the subject indicates traces of Poizner contributed to the rectal rupture and intestinal prolapse."

Poizner by nslander March 30, 2010

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poiner

An elongated poin or poinis.

" Someone is excited and has a poiner..."

poiner by Poin W. Dexter February 14, 2008

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Poizner • PoikNerd • poiner

PoikNerd

I've never wanted to clock a bloke in the face just based off his username than this guy. Acts like an actual AI.

PoikNerd needs a name change.

PoikNerd by ihateminehutmods February 15, 2024

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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