pocket poor 

Describes someone who, regardless of having a lot of money in the bank, never seems to have any cash on hand.

I went to the bar with my buddy to celebrate his IPO, but had to buy the drinks because as usual he was pocket poor.

pocket poor by T Moto August 21, 2007

Poor Man’s Pocket Pussy 

A bagel that has been micro-waved for 30 seconds to soften that is then placed between two sofa cushions and then gets fucked by a guy (Add cream cheese for extra enjoyment!)

Since he was without girlfriend and money, Mark decided to get off with a Poor Man’s Pocket Pussy.

Poor Man’s Pocket Pussy by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2007

pocketpoon 

vagina in your pocket, to have snatch in your jeans. beaverin your sack, chocha in a compartment, porn on a mobile device such as iPods, iPhones, iPads, Andriods, PSP

"I about to go play a game of pocketpoon!"

"I am worn out, I guess that pocketpoon got to me."

"Now that I got a moment to myself, Im'ma get at some pocketpoon!"

pocketpoon by A PocketPooner February 8, 2010

pocketpool 

masturbation with you hand in your pocket
(wankin off with you pants on)

God Dammit, stop playin pocketpool, and do it like a normal person

pocketpool by Don Faith June 11, 2006