pocket cheese

When I leave the house I often put a individually wrapped chunk of cheese in my pocket, but my memory is shit so I forget about it every. single. time.
Then when I find it later, I act all surprised and say "Pocket cheese!!" to my family. And then it's the perfect temperature for eating immediately.

Oh look what I found! Pocket cheese! Yum! I knew I'd get hungry while I was out.

pocket cheese by Lover of cheese September 3, 2020

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cheese pocket

foreskin flap which holds the cheese of the uncircumsized penis. foreskinmudflapdick comb

She was teabagging me and then she started chimp munching my cheese pocket.

cheese pocket by echo7 February 16, 2008

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steak n cheese hot pocket

a black chicks vagina. usually one which smells like rotting frog intestines.

"dude, i totally nailed shaquita last night!"

"no you didnt. you just ate some steak n cheese hot pocket."

steak n cheese hot pocket by bigturd99 October 22, 2008

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Beef and Cheese Hot Pocket

When a guy fucks someone with his cock smothered in melted cheese both partners may or may not eat it afterwards

"Baby can we do a beef and cheese hot pocket tonight?"

Beef and Cheese Hot Pocket by Yasmeenesque April 17, 2024

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Cream Cheese In Yo Pockets!!!

1. Unexplainable Manglish compliment about a female.
2. Large amount of cash in your pocket.
3. Equivalent of saying "Yeah" or "I understand"

I want to put cream cheese in yo pockets!!! I got dat cream cheese!!! Cream cheese in yo pockets!!! nigga!

Cream Cheese In Yo Pockets!!! by Prof. X July 30, 2006

Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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