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possiably the worst and most unrealistic of internet jargon....
'pissing myself laughing' sure u are
arse: OMFG really pmsl
cool dude: please dont piss...
arse: wat?
cool dude: stfu n00b
pmsl by carey March 24, 2004
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IM language for Pissing Myself Laughing. Mostly it's not literally meant but it's commonly used when something strikes someone as extremely funny. Somewhat an alternative for rofl or lmao.
"I can't get over the look on her face when I walked in"
"hahahahahha omg"
"Pmsl"
Pmsl by Dhw October 24, 2005
A British texting abbreviation. Unlike the USA who uses LMAO (laughing my ass off), the British use PMSL, which means "Pissed Myself Laughing."
Darnell: Everyone knows 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9. But why DID 7 eat 9?
Chris: I don't know.
Darnell: Because 9 has to have 3 squared meals a day! Hehe... math jokes.
Chris: HAHAHA PMSL
PMSL by Buttered Quayle October 17, 2018
Pissing Myself Laughing!
Joke: mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her daughter a dress. But when she got there the cupboard was bare and so was her daughter I guess.

Reply: PMSL!!!
PMSL! by Bouncerdjwife September 18, 2014
PMSLOH - Pissing Myself Laughing On Heat

Created by accident for the use of the masses.
MSN PERSON1: Did you see that mobility scooter do a wheelie outside of the Post Office?
MSN PERSON2: PMSLOH
PMSLOH by EEEE WOULDYA DARE September 21, 2009
Pissing Myself Laughing
Ashlee: Yesterday me and Ellie went to the 99p store and she askedhow mch the polo's were!

Natalee: HAHA PMSL.
PMSL by NataleeOx February 16, 2008
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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