pmonts

A reference to parliament brand cigarettes. Many people who smoke this particular brand use this term to refer to the smokes.

"Dude, lets go down to the exxon and score some Pmonts."

by Nate Hanson November 3, 2005

Trownce in Yo Ponts

From Germany. The fact that trance music makes you feel good in your ponts.

You've got Trownce in Yo Ponts!

by E.S.S May 16, 2011

Pontstiff

The boner hiding under the Pope's volumous robes when he has a particularly creepy look on his face or has just interacted with young choir or altar boys.

"Go and get the choir, Bishop. I have a huge pontstiff coming on."

by Kent Rigel May 4, 2010

Ponts

Noun/ Adjective. Deriving from The R.Hamsters way of communicating that something is pants, there are pants on the stair case, someone just cacked their pants at The Woodster coming at them like a wet flannel etc. Can be (1)used as gereral term of derogation or (2) as substitute word when one is failing to find proper English ones and of course (3) to mean undercrackers.

(1) Megadeath!?....More like Megaponts...

(2) Where is Alphie?? On the chuffing...*gesture towards counter*...ponts!

(3) Let us visit La Senza's and buy some new ponts.

by Rufio. March 29, 2010

Ponts

Ponts is like pants but it’s a joke you would have to put a word before ponts like if something is funny you would say lolly-ponts

1)passy ponts if you want someone to pass a ball to you

2)saddy ponts if your sad

3)maddy ponts if your mad at someone of something

by I made up the best word EVER June 17, 2019

Ponts Ninjas

The awesomest group of ninjas in the universe. You would be lucky to be invited to join this wonderful group. This group consists of three lead members, the rest are followers. These people find pants they like and "steal" them. Even if they happen to be on a person.

ZOmg, that girls one of the Ponts Ninjas. (you can tell by her mask and the awesomest wacky pants with gomushins)

by pONtZNinja3 September 5, 2006

pontsho

A player whose very handsome .An introvert .A smart boy who does not take nonsense .Very good in sports and always energetic .Not an outgoing person but likes fun times .

The boy is a pontsho ..

This boy is very pontsho

by Conandrum mate November 22, 2021