M.nelson's definitions

scunner

Downer / depresing. e.g missed the last bus home and had to get a taxi, cost me £20 ..reply.." what a scunner"

by M.nelson September 25, 2003

spunk bucket

a female recipient of many varied donors of sperm..AKA slut. hence spunk bucket.

see her over there..she`s a spunk bucket

by M.nelson September 25, 2003

piece

sandwich

what`s for eating...make yourself a piece on ham

by M.nelson September 25, 2003

ma hole

phrase used to express utter disbelief

"You won a million on the lottery last night",,,,,," MA HOLE..!"

by M.nelson September 25, 2003

gammon curtains

fanny lips, the outer lips of a female genetalia. Labia

gammon ( as in the meat slices ). hence gammon curtains. aka gammy curtains. aka beef flaps

by M.nelson September 25, 2003

plumbs

scrotum

ball bag, i.e the scrotum..e.g.. I`ll boot yer plumbs

by M.nelson September 25, 2003